This honest-to-gosh old-fashioned movie gives a faithful portrayal of South Sea life as imagined by someone who's never been ten miles from Centerville. Three villains — a Chink emperor, a renegade beach-comber, and a Mex pirate — all threaten the virtue of a beautiful girl searching for her weakling brother. A schooner captain jumps in to save them both and makes a frightful mess of everything. Just too childish.