This, boys and girls, is dished up as entertainment. If you believe in Santa Claus, listen carefully to the following: A kindhearted, he-man bootlegger; a suave, villainous hijacker; the bootlegger's collegiate brother, a cheap night club entertainer who's pure and virtuous; a bleached blonde speakeasy hostess in love with the hijacker. What do they do? Dunt esk. The same thing they always do; make bally whoopee, drink wood alcohol, and blow one another's brains out. Pass it.