| Cast: | ||
| Louie | Louie Anderson | |
| Richard | Richard Lewis | |
| Belz | Richard Belzer | |
| Franklyn | Franklyn Ajaye | |
| Tim | Tim Thomerson | |
| Glen Grunski | Brion James | |
| Duke Earle | John Goodman | |
| Dawson | Ernie Hudson | |
| Kid Tim | Jonathan Brandis | |
| Pam | Rita Rudner | |
| Hatchet | Jonathan Schmock | |
| Wendy | Deborah Falconer | |
| Carla | Galyn Görg | |
| Cab Driver | Lenny Clarke | |
| Woody Winslow | Art LaFleur | |
| Grunskis' Mom | Kathleen Freeman | |
| Girl at Spa | Cibby Danyla | |